It's the young Bill, age 11.

And the handsome Bill, age 17. There were many, many unfortunate hairstyles between these two pictures. This is also the last known picture of Bill without a goatee

And this was Bill in college. My goodness, that's a lot of hair.

An artist's interpretation of Bill at this time.

OH MY GOD GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!!

In the summer of 2000, Bill began to imitate his idol, Ming the Merciless, in both clothing and hairstyle. This picture was taken as Bill prepared for work on a typical Tuesday.

Devastatingly Handsome Man strikes again!

The gayest picture of Bill ever.

You might not guess it from these photos, but Bill's a drinker.

While plummeting to his doom, Bill (center) reaffirms his affiliation with the devil. Also pictured: Matt Midgette (center left), Brian Vagts (center right), Laura Welsh (bottom left), John Roundy (bottom center), and two girls who Bill later skinned and ate (bottom right).

Bill revels in the destruction of his corporate oppressor. Photo by the bootylicious Kevin Martin.

Bill, with one of his many fans at Mardi Gras.