Huh? It's filled with Army men. And cowboys. And Indians.
They figures were guarding this small backpack. I wonder what's inside?
Oh my God! It's the Dread Pirate Penguin!
Close-up. And his little claws and fangs are painted with purple nail polish!
And there's a note hidden in the bag...
Hurray for John! I have the coolest brother ever!
For the curious - this comes from the Unfortunate Animal of the Month Club. Rock!