Look: It's a mysterious package!

Huh? It's filled with Army men. And cowboys. And Indians.

They figures were guarding this small backpack. I wonder what's inside?

Oh my God! It's the Dread Pirate Penguin!

Close-up. And his little claws and fangs are painted with purple nail polish!

And there's a note hidden in the bag...

Hurray for John! I have the coolest brother ever!

Thanks, John!

For the curious - this comes from the Unfortunate Animal of the Month Club. Rock!